Um OK, so I really could rant on about this decision for many moons to come, because I am so livid about Jake the Snakes choice on the Bachelor season finale last night, but I will just sum it up with three words: SICK AND WRONG.

Why would you choose such a low life, with fake ta ta's, fake nails, fake hair, and two tramp stamps...when you could have this? Aw Tenley, America loves you!

And also, in entertainment news, I will be tuning into Dancing With the Stars because my love Kate Gosselin will be on the show! I will definitely make evil eyes at the TV when Jake comes on...but I cannot wait to see all of the fun things they will do with her hair extensions AND I must see my little Gosselin babies, I have missed Aiden all too much.